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DAY 1 — 08:00
ACTION POINTS
PHASE I — THE RETURN
Build approval to 50+ to consolidate power
GARGOYLIANI LEGAL
$0

LOG

Press E
ACT

Press ESC to close

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● You ■ Building □ Door
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DEBUG PANEL

EVENT LOG

CREDITS — THANKS FOR NOTHING

Donald Trump — the single worst thing I've witnessed happen to America, society, maybe even the world.

Lindsey Graham — the weaseliest piece of shit ever introduced to Earth.

Every developer credit, every playthrough, every keystroke of this game is debt owed to the era of stupidity, cruelty, and grift that made it necessary.

ACTUALLY THESE PEOPLE ARE PRETTY OK

SOUND EFFECTS — CC0

All six clips come from BigSoundBank and are released under the CC0 public-domain license (license page).

  • crowd_cheer — “Applause, 300 people” by Joseph SARDIN — source
  • parade_crowd — “Manifestation #9, demo w/ band” by Joseph SARDIN & Axeline T. — source
  • fanfare — “Muchas Bandas #2, street fanfare” by Pierre SIBANARCO — source
  • siren — “Gendarmerie outdoor siren” by Joseph SARDIN — source
  • chime — “Mechanical entrance doorbell #3” by Joseph SARDIN — source
  • boing — “Boing cartoon #1” by Joseph SARDIN — source

BACKGROUND MUSIC — CC-BY 4.0

All seven tracks are by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com), licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 (full credits and filenames in AUDIO-CREDITS.txt).

  • “The Curtain Rises” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) — title screen
  • “March of the Spoons” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) — Phase I
  • “Sneaky Snitch” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) — Phase II
  • “Crypto” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) — Phase III
  • “Barroom Ballet” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) — Phase IV
  • “Rynos Theme” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) — victory
  • “Long Note One” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) — game over
Press ESC to close

ACHIEVEMENTS — YOUR BIGLY LEGACY

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SETTINGS

GAME SPEED
MOVEMENT SPEED
AUDIO
VISUALS
SCANLINES
PARTICLES
UI TEXT SIZE
HINTS & TOASTS
TUTORIAL HINTS
AMBIENT TOASTS
DEBUG BUTTON (bottom-right state panel)
Press ESC to close
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED

LOG — THE FULLEST, MOST BEAUTIFUL RECORD

STATS & GOALS

CLOCK DAY 1 — 08:00
PHASE GOALS
CURRENT STATS (click a ? for what it does)
LEGAL & GARGOYLIANI
GARGOYLIANI LEGAL
$0
Slot 1 (AUTO) saves itself. Slots 2-3 are manual — SAVE GAME opens a picker, you choose the slot.
SAVE GAME
Slot 1 is AUTO — it saves itself. Manual saves go to slots 2-3.
Press ESC or P to close — game is paused

HELP — HOW TO DESTROY DEMOCRACY

MOVEMENT

WASD or Arrow Keys — Move Rex around the city.
A golden arrow points toward the nearest building.

INTERACTIONS

E or Space — Interact with buildings and NPCs.
Walk up to a building's ENTRY marker and press E to open it.
Walk near NPCs (colored circles with icons) for free quick interactions. ESC — Close any open panel or window.

MAP

M — Toggle minimap showing buildings and your position.
P — Pause / open the STATS & GOALS window (click any stat in the bar, or the ? for what each stat does).
? — Toggle this help screen.

AP (ACTION POINTS)

You get AP per day. Walking to buildings and taking actions costs AP.
The day ends automatically when the clock hits 10 PM. AP resets.
Some actions are FREE (0 AP) — always check for those.

PHASES

Phase I — Build approval to 50+ and loyalty to 35+ to seize power.
Phase II — Break institutions below 25%.
Phase III — Reduce population below 50.
Phase IV — THE CARVE-UP. Sell everything at the FIRE SALE EMPORIUM (left side of the map): sell all 5 assets and hit 500+ credits. The galaxy is a fire sale. Everything must go.

LOSE CONDITIONS

Credits hit -150. Approval hits 0 while fear is low. Loyalty hits 0.
Population hits 0. Legal bills overwhelm you.

MILITARY DANGER

Keep military at 10+. Below that, each game-hour carries a chance of a military overthrow that grows as your numbers drop. High fear keeps the army in line; low fear makes a coup more likely. Military 0 is the highest risk, but it's a roll, not instant death — still, don't let it get there.
Moves that spend military (or fear) now require you to actually have them. Rebuild troops cheaply with the Military Base's 0-AP "Recruit 'Volunteers'" — the base unlocks in Phase II, so until then keep what you have.

LEGAL ISSUES

Lawsuits pile up over time. Settle your own judgments at the COURTHOUSE (the list in the corner is display-only).
Ignore them too long and they become YOUR problem — the law hits harder when institutions recover.
Gargoyliani has his own stack of trouble — watch his gauge and settle him at the COURTHOUSE before he flips.
Some actions are crimes. Commit enough and they come with paperwork.

TIPS

- Grift at the Business District to fund your operations.
- Rallies at the Rally Stage boost approval AND loyalty.
- Propaganda at Media Tower is cheap approval.
- Keep your MEDIA up. If you lose the narrative, approval AND fear drain unchecked.
- Free actions (0 AP) exist at some buildings — use them every day.
- The Bureau of Tremendous Science (bottom-right, Phase II+) turns funding into media, "public health" surveys into fewer people, and legitimacy into cash.
- The streets react to your rule: supporters when popular, protesters when hated, judges while courts survive, and worse things as the regime rots.
- Out of AP and bored? Hit SKIP TO MORNING to fast-forward the day — but every skipped event defaults to "Do Nothing," so it costs you.
- New people on the street: real scientists you can bribe, menace, or (for free, weakly) suppress; quack scientists who'll publish any fake paper for the right price; spies with secrets, influencers with followers, and union bosses with muscle.
- Events pop up and demand a response. Every one lets you Do Nothing for 0 AP, but ignoring always costs you a point or two — spending AP is usually the better move.

TOTAL TERRAFORMING COMPLETE

You Won. Congratulations. You Monster.

FOUR MOONS TOTAL TERRAFORMING

A Galactic Fascism Simulator

Blovius Rex is a failed would-be fascist who lost the galactic election. He is now at his lowest, surrounded by fools such as Gargoyliani, who is giving a presentation at Four Moons Total Terraforming after accidentally failing to book the Four Moons Event Center.

Now, with ectoplasm dripping down his face, Gargoyliani is trying to explain how an insider cabal of plasmaphiles and organ thieves stole the galactic election.

Blovius' approval rating is at 25%. Stage a comeback, no matter what humanoid rights, decency, or even basic dignity stands in the way.

WASD / Arrows — Move Rex around the city
E / Space — Interact with people and buildings
You have Action Points per day. Spend them wisely.
Walk to buildings to spend AP on strategic actions.
Walk near people for quick free interactions.

[A satirical work of fiction. Any resemblance to real persons, living or sufficiently orange, is entirely intentional.]