Donald Trump — the single worst thing I've witnessed happen to America, society, maybe even the world.
Lindsey Graham — the weaseliest piece of shit ever introduced to Earth.
Every developer credit, every playthrough, every keystroke of this game is debt owed to the era of stupidity, cruelty, and grift that made it necessary.
You Won. Congratulations. You Monster.
v0.2 BETA — FROZEN SNAPSHOT
Blovius Rex is a failed would-be fascist who lost the galactic election. He is now at his lowest, surrounded by fools such as Gargoyliani, who is giving a presentation at Four Moons Total Terraforming after accidentally failing to book the Four Moons Event Center.
Now, with ectoplasm dripping down his face, Gargoyliani is trying to explain how an insider cabal of plasmaphiles and organ thieves stole the galactic election.
Blovius' approval rating is at 25%. Stage a comeback, no matter what humanoid rights, decency, or even basic dignity stands in the way.
[A satirical work of fiction. Any resemblance to real persons, living or sufficiently orange, is entirely intentional.]